called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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