at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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