yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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