I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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