My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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