maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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