do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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