Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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