I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
We got so high we made milksteak
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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