Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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