on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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