Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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