You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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