What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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