Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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