Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
