so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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