yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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