the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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