In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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