i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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