just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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