Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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