This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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