im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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