I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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