he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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