areolas are like halos for boobs.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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