I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
birth control should be required to get into college
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Come on in and take your pants off
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