before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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