You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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