Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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