the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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