Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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