No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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