ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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