Dual....:-)
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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