if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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