rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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