What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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