Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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