you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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