Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
please don't ironically join a cult
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