He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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