So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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