I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Randomize
