bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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