i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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