i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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