ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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