Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
We are two peas in an std pod
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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