Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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