Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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