She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
wow bdsm is so cute
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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