Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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