I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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