Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
wow bdsm is so cute
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