My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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